"food’s ready come downst-"
DON’T YOU DARE LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT HARRY DIDN’T WANT TO KISS HIM
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this